I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
I always wonder what would happen or what would go through people’s minds if I suddenly died.
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
I have been waiting for this my entire life omg
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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goose
the best fucking vine video ever
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof